Legendary Tale Collector T-Shirts

Hou Yi

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Brothers Grimm

Elf Farm

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

Don Quixote Update.

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

Krampus

Robert Louis Stevenson.

'Hi it's me - I'm on the wall...'

Quasimodo in psychiatrists office "The bell's, the bell's"

Grimm's Fairytales - Jorinda and Jorindel

'Now, pull in the twine, Robin, and you'll find a stout rope attached to it...'

Alice in Wonderland: The Pool of Tears.

King Arthur's been to the sales again.