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'I've been knocking for ages!'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

Brothers Grimm

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

Elf Farm

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Football Manager's Parrot

Little Red Riding Hood Meets Goldilocks Meets Hansel and Gretel

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

Rabbit.

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

"Don't bring camera, you said. Just enjoy the experience, you said."

'The problem with granddad buying hotdogs is we have to hear how cheap they were when he was a kid.'

The Ballad of Wooly Pete

Grimm's Fairytales - Jorinda and Jorindel

Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.

Krampus

'We don't offer a 401K Plan, but upon retirement, you will receive 3 magic beans.'

Hou Yi