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"When I was a little girl, we had a real monster living in the woods by our house."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Long Johns Silver."

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"No, let down your hair!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"That's not what I said."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

Brothers Grimm

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

David Anderson vs. Goliath

ATM Inside

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Don Quixote

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Argonauts and football

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Alice finds that the looking glass is made of lexan, and she can't get through it."