Old Tales Enthusiast Gifts

"When I was a little girl, we had a real monster living in the woods by our house."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'I've been knocking for ages!'

"No, let down your hair!"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

Brothers Grimm

David Anderson vs. Goliath

ATM Inside

Don Quixote

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Ugly sisters

Robin Hood.

Argonauts and football

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"It's a selfie!"