Timeless Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Don Quixote Update.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Fishing Tales

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A Salmon Lie

Giant Headless Horseman

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'