Timeless Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Don Quixote Update.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Fishing Tales

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Falstaff

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A Salmon Lie

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Giant Headless Horseman

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."