Timeless Story Admirers Gifts

Dido and Aeneas

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fishing Boat Derby

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Baron de Munchausen

Don Quixote

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

Ugly sisters

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"Yeah, this guy caught me, took a photo, kissed me on the lips and released me! What a weirdo!"

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"Grandpa says there's a frozen mosquito trapped inside every snowflake."

Paul's Bunions

"Tell me a whopper."

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

Fishing Stories

Don Quixote Update.