Nostalgic Story Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hey, don't laugh. Back in the day before computers and the internet, we ALL ate a lot of homework!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Islington Angels.

Cinderella mopping up

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"So it was a performance enhancing drug."

Old Man Journal

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

Kids today

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Remember 'back in the day'. . . about 15 minuted ago.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.