Nostalgic Storytellers Gifts

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Ding-a-ling. There was a time babies would cry , rather than text, to let their mother know they're hungry.

That bear is engrossed in something on that phone. It's Winnie the Pooh and Twitter too!

"Grandmom, teach me about ancient history again, back in the days of Hi-Fi instead of Wi-Fi."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Print Suicide

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Cinderella mopping up

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Old Man Journal

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.