Nostalgic Storytellers Gifts

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Grandmom, teach me about ancient history again, back in the days of Hi-Fi instead of Wi-Fi."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Old Man Journal

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

The African Plains during the 70's.

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Cinderella mopping up

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Homer

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."