Nostalgic Narrators Gifts

'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'

Old Chestnuts

"Hipsters"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Lost Diary'

Print Suicide

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Cinderella mopping up

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Old Man Journal

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."