Nostalgic Story Tellers Gifts

Baby Photos - Adult photos with their babies.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Old Man Journal

The African Plains during the 70's.

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Cinderella mopping up

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Homer

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

"Now when I was a lad..."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"