Nostalgic Story Lover Gifts

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

"Triple espresso." "Forget it, Uncle Mort." "Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you." "Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to?" "When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss." "That big galute and I were always pr

'The day I met your grandmother at the rally, sparks really flew! I was burning my draft card and she was burning her bra.'

Cinderella mopping up

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Grandma's caf

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."