Nostalgic Story Tellers Mugs

Baby Photos - Adult photos with their babies.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

Print Suicide

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Old Man Journal

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

The African Plains during the 70's.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Cinderella mopping up

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasal spray instead of super glue!

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

"My jacket blurbs used to have such conviction, he thought to himself wistfully."

Homer

Mom's high school diary really cracked everyone up at Show and Tell.

"DOES YOUR DAD ALWAYS GO ON ABOUT SOME STUFF THAT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES."

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.