Nostalgic Novelists Gifts

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Hipsters"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Paul goes home for the holidays

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Lost Diary'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Cinderella mopping up

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Old Man Journal

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

Bib's E-Book Readers.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."