Nostalgic Narrators Pillows

'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'

Old Chestnuts

"Hipsters"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Letter Collecting Nerd

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Lost Diary'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Cinderella mopping up

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Old Man Journal

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Homer

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."