Vintage Story Admirers Gifts

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"It was her mothers"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Fashion over function!"

Duck in a bathtub

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Rudyard Kipling.

Charles Dickens

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Computer Address Book.

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

". . . And I tell you that Sir Walter Raleigh used his OWN coat."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"