Vintage Story Fan Gifts

'Tarzan thought time Tarzan trade in elephant for something smaller.'

The Battle of Life - Part the Second

Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see him again.

"Long story short, the video of me losing the sheep went viral on ewe-tube...and here I am!"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Best before 65 million BC.

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Steve McQueen

Moby Dick

This side is the gag reel.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

The Gladiator.

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Ask A Silly Question.

Mom dwarves.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Peter Lorre caricature

Janet Leigh

Bertolt Brecht

God's Double Whammy.

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

Frog Prince