Ancient Story Fan Gifts

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Yes, all at once!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Mom dwarves.

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Carpe diem

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Trojan horse.

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'Somebody got some sun.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'