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"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'Yes, all at once!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Trojan horse.

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"That's not what I said."