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"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

"Now we know why a week has 7 days

'Of course they will let us in, they won't have seen one for days.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"The forest has been cleared, Little Red Riding Hood has gone because her grandma is now buying her stuff online and you're asking me why I started drinking? Seriously?"

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"That's not what I said."

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

The Dungeon

'He was an evil king.'