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'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

Giant Headless Horseman

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Long Johns Silver."

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"No, let down your hair!"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

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And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

King Midas: The Golden Years

Don Quixote

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

"I need a companion."

Argonauts and football

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'