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'Enjoying a little 'me time', Narcissus?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Yes, they've been fact-checked!'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Long Johns Silver."

Giant Headless Horseman

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"No, let down your hair!"

"That's not what I said."

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

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And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Robin Hood.

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

Don Quixote

Argonauts and football