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"I assumed you had the tickets!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Neptune

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Argonauts and football

Ugly sisters

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

"I need a companion."

King Midas: The Golden Years

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Achilles needs first aid.

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"