Ancient Tale Aficionado Mugs

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Don Quixote

Neptune

Falstaff

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"That's not what I said."

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

Argonauts and football

Robin Hood.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Achilles needs first aid.

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

Vulcan

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"