Ancient Tales Enthusiast Mugs

"That's not what I said."

ATM Inside

'Well I don't think he is that great, he has just burned our village and they don't speak a word of Farsi!'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

Noah and the Trojan Horse

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Neptune

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Robin Hood.

Argonauts and football

Don Quixote

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

Achilles needs first aid.

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."