Ancient Tales Enthusiast Gifts

"That's not what I said."

ATM Inside

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

'Well I don't think he is that great, he has just burned our village and they don't speak a word of Farsi!'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

'Helen! Is this is Facebook page that launched a thousand ships?'

Noah and the Trojan Horse

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Neptune

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Giant Headless Horseman

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

Argonauts and football

King Midas: The Golden Years