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'Ok. But explain to be again why I can't call it 'sex'.'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Neptune

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Giant Headless Horseman

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

Evolution

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

ATM Inside

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Don Quixote

Eurydice in Elysium

Argonauts and football

Achilles needs first aid.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"Our plan has failed. The elephants of Hannibal are not frightened by our little mice."

"That's why you don't stand behind them!"

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"I used to be super-impressed too, until I found out it's made of paper-mache!"