Ancient Stories Admirer Gifts

'Something bothering you, Bjornson?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Neptune

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Trojan Hurdler.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Egyptian Football

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Romulus and Remus

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Need tickets.

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'