Ancient Empire Admirer Gifts

iClaudius

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Neptune

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

Troys'R'Us.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Romulus and Remus

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

In udder de Nile

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Museum.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Scary things in the museum

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.