Ancient Explorer Admirer Gifts

Ancient man

Physician tending a mummy.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Tourists in Egypt

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Life after death"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Souvenirs.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

In udder de Nile

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Romulus and Remus

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I think I'm lost."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Museum.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Scary things in the museum

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

Playing Pyramids