Ancient Wonder Admirer Gifts

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Of course I like it. It's just that Cleopatra got a Sphinx with hers."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Hadrian's Wall

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I get it!"

"I think I'm lost."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Museum.

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

Scary things in the museum

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Paleo Camp

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Stonehedge

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"OK, who's the joker?"