Ancient Wonder Admirer Gifts

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Of course I like it. It's just that Cleopatra got a Sphinx with hers."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"I get it!"

"I think I'm lost."

Museum.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

History Department

Stonehenge Imitation

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

Scary things in the museum

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Stonehedge

"I call it a 'portable fire-stick'."

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"OK, who's the joker?"

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'