Ancient Wonder Enthusiast Gifts

"This is our most popular model."

"I thought you said centimetres..."

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'Nowadays they'd be built upside down.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Those Were The Days

Stonehenge Explained

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Romans.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Down With Wikipedia

'The gods are perplexing.'

"I get it!"

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

History Department

Hypatia

Mummies for Dummies

"They ruin the landscape!"

Atlas Explained.

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Stonehenge Imitation

'What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!'