Ancient Wisdom Enthusiast Gifts

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

Zeno Gives Directions

'Kickin' it old school, sir!'

'You don't think 10 Mission Statements is a little bit excessive?'

Laozi

Hypatia

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Those Were The Days

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Gold versus Knowledge

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Down With Wikipedia

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

Mass Confucian

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"