Ancient Wisdom Aficionados Gifts

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Czarcasm

Ten Commandments

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Down With Wikipedia

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Gold versus Knowledge

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Mass Confucian

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Galileo vs Aristotle

Hypatia

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Socrates

Homer

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

John Wycliffe

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.