Ancient Wisdom Enthusiasts Gifts

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

Plato

Down With Wikipedia

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

Romans.

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Gold versus Knowledge

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Mass Confucian

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Mummies for Dummies

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Hypatia

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

"OK, who's the joker?"