Ancient Wisdom Admirer Gifts

'There are only two sure things in life, Son- Death and...Actually there's only one sure thing in life.'

Don

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Romulus and Remus

Down With Wikipedia

"I get it!"

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Mass Confucian

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Stonehenge Imitation

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Galileo vs Aristotle

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Hypatia