Ancient Wisdom Admirer Prints

'There are only two sure things in life, Son- Death and...Actually there's only one sure thing in life.'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Down With Wikipedia

Romulus and Remus

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I get it!"

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Mass Confucian

Stonehenge Imitation

Galileo vs Aristotle

Hypatia

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

History Department

"They ruin the landscape!"