Ancient World Admirer Gifts

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

No Caption. (Egyptians seen playing pool and instead of racking the balls in a triangle flat on the pool table, the balls are seen racked in a pyramid fashion.)

Achilles' other weakness.

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Hadrian's Wall

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

This side is the gag reel.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Egyptian Football

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Souvenirs.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

In udder de Nile

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Pompeii restoration project.

Romulus and Remus

"I get it!"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"