Ancient Civilizations Admirer Gifts

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

The Deficit Is Gone but so Is the Country

Athens. Cairo. Babylon. Machu Picchu. Beijing. Palmyra. Rome. Constantinople.

'Boy, does this guy need glasses!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Pyramid Builders.

Ancient paperwork.

Pyramid Dig.

"This pyramid is a terrific idea but how are you going to move two million plus limestone blocks, weighing an average two and half tons each, over to this location?"

Early PowerPoint Presentation

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Hadrian's Wall

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Egyptian Football

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Romulus and Remus

Pompeii restoration project.

In udder de Nile

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Frieze!"