Ancient Culture Admirer Gifts

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

"Now that we invented written communication, I'm afraid it will lead to texting, then ruin verbal communication."

Improv Night

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"It is difficult to say what you have, however Dr. Gerussi here is fluent in Latin and Ancient Greek."

"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."

World's Second Oldest Profession: Career Counelor - "Have you considered prostitution?"

Igloos in the old days.

'My money's on the Roman.'

'Please hold your applause until the end.'

'Sire, one of the sacred cats has another abscess.'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"No way will 'turn the other cheek' catch on!"

"Hi, I'm an archaeologist. So your life is in ruins."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Those Were The Days

Trojan Hurdler.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian Football

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.