Ancient History Admirer Gifts

"There—now I've taught you everything I know about splitting rocks."

It's another toga party

The Recline and Fall of the Roman Empire.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

I love Classics.

Trojan Hurdler.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I knew Cerberus was a three-headed dog—I just expected all the heads to be the same."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Egyptian Museum Doorbell - Toot and Come In.

'Rome had her bread and circuses. We've got our fast food and sports.'

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

"Here's the parking lot."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'