Egyptians stuck in position line up to see the chiropractor.
Ancient History Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for an ancient history fanatic? Discover a range of creative, funny, and educational products perfect for history buffs. Whether it’s for a student, a teacher, or a history lover, these items celebrate the grandeur of bygone eras with a modern twist. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints featuring legendary ancient civilizations, famous figures, and iconic symbols. Give a gift that sparks curiosity and admiration for history’s rich tapestry.
Easter Island Heads with Camcorder.
"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."
'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'
"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."
Attila the hung over.
'It's an extinction notice.'
"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"
"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"
'I'm tired of hunting and gathering to make a living -- let's invent politics!'
'NOW you tell me you're a VEGETARIAN!'
'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'
'I knew your 'government' invention was a lousy idea -- Now we have a ROCK shortage!'
'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''
'It's full of opinion polls.'
IV
Egyptian Mummy reads book entitled: 'Computers for Mummies'.
Keep Off the Grass - Rapa Nui
"I don't get it. They just came out of nowhere, and we've been trying to evolve for thousands of years."
"T.G.I.F!"
43AD: Romans invade Britain.
"What do you mean gone?"
The Romans had never faced a bouncy castle before.
"Who's winning?"
Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?
"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."
"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."
"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."
Oedipus
"This guy's a complete friggin' mystery."
David vs Tank Goliath
"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."
How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!
Alexander meets sliced bread.
Wheels for sale. What do you mean it won't start on cold mornings?!
Ancient History Fan Gifts Collection
Ancient History Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of ancient history mugs to start your mornings with a historical twist. Perfect for gifting or adding to your collection.
Ancient History Fan Pillows
Decorate your home or office with our ancient history pillows, blending comfort with historical charm and making any space more inspiring.
Ancient History Fan Prints
Enhance your walls with historical elegance! Our prints feature detailed scenes and symbols from ancient civilizations, perfect for history enthusiasts and collectors.
Ancient History Fan T-Shirts
Discover our ancient history t-shirts, showcasing legendary civilizations and iconic figures with a modern, witty edge—ideal for both casual and educational settings.