Ancient History Fan Prints

Egyptians stuck in position line up to see the chiropractor.

Easter Island Heads with Camcorder.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'There are Jews, and then there are the JEWS who-turn-the- other-cheek.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering to make a living -- let's invent politics!'

'NOW you tell me you're a VEGETARIAN!'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'I knew your 'government' invention was a lousy idea -- Now we have a ROCK shortage!'

'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''

'It's full of opinion polls.'

IV

Egyptian Mummy reads book entitled: 'Computers for Mummies'.

Keep Off the Grass - Rapa Nui

"I don't get it. They just came out of nowhere, and we've been trying to evolve for thousands of years."

"T.G.I.F!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"What do you mean gone?"

The Romans had never faced a bouncy castle before.

"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."

"It's something new I'm trying out. Death by chocolate."

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

Oedipus

"This guy's a complete friggin' mystery."

David vs Tank Goliath

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Alexander meets sliced bread.

"I ran into some guy named Adam who tells one hell of a story."

"Impressive, He's obtained the hard copy."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

Trojan horse.