Ancient History Fans Gifts

"Darn autocorrect!"

History of Cartooning.

'Remember the good old days when throwing virgins into a volcano wasn't done virtually?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Trojan Hurdler.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

The Fall of Gnome

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Here's the parking lot."

"I'm having my entrails read."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Who's the new guy?'