Ancient Culture Fans Gifts

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Darn autocorrect!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Easter Island Secret

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Mummy Musician

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'