Ancient Culture Fans Gifts

How Romans give each other a high five...

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Darn autocorrect!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Oedipus

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Mummy Musician

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

Easter Island Secret

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."