Ancient Culture Lovers Gifts

Egyptian cemetery.

'I finally got him papyrus trained.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Mummy Tourist

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

How Romans give each other a high five...

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Mummy Musician

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Easter Island Secret

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'