Ancient Cultures Enthusiasts Gifts

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Romans.

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Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

How Romans give each other a high five...

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Easter Island Secret