Ancient Cultures Enthusiasts Prints

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

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Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Easter Island Secret

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'