Ancient Civilization Enthusiasts Gifts

'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

How Romans give each other a high five...

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Mummy Musician

Modeling gig

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.