Ancient Civilization Aficionado Gifts

The Rise of the Vandals

"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."

A statue waiting at the Wall Street subway statation

Egyptian Bribe

If it isn't our 'get tough on Germanic expansion' senator !

"Any chance I can sample his DNA code before you plant him?"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Romulus and Remus

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mummy Tourist

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'