Ancient Civilization Aficionado Gifts

The Rise of the Vandals

"You were right—I do feel more productive standing."

A statue waiting at the Wall Street subway statation

Egyptian Bribe

If it isn't our 'get tough on Germanic expansion' senator !

"Any chance I can sample his DNA code before you plant him?"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"In ancient Egypt we were worshipped as gods."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Those Were The Days

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Egyptian chiropractor.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Romans.

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Closed for Renovation

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.