Ancient Civilization Aficionados Gifts

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Closed for Renovation

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

We speak hieroglyphics here.

How Romans give each other a high five...

Romulus and Remus

Mummy Tourist

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

Mummy Musician

Modeling gig