Ancient Civilization Admirers Gifts

Modeling gig

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Sundial Time

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Egyptian Football

Egyptian chiropractor.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Closed for Renovation

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"I'm sorry. . . but I can't understand a symbol you're saying."

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

'Mena,the presses are about to roll.' 'But I'm STILL writing my column!!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."